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Not me, I don't need the BBS. I'm completely fine with just being a twat on my user page. That's right, fuck you BBS. A new page is in town, and on this page, I am God. You hear me, bitches? God. That's right. God.
God dammit I'm a faggot.
10 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Erf muff biff muff emph. Emph! EMPH! Preff, herf merph! Firf thff liff if giff! PREFF!!!!

This news post is now about you. Post useless info about yourself, and I probably won't read it!
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Posted by Jezuz Nov. 10, 2007 @ 5:12 AM ESTI'm calling it quits on this. I'll be moving on to another User Page project now. This was fun, but it's 08 now. Time for renewal and shiz.
As some of you have seen, I made a thread awhile back called "Why Halo 3 was a total failure."
After hearing how it captured many morons, I decided to make what originally was called a "Fag finder" news post. I find that incredibly immature at this point, and have decided to rename it to "Sub-par Intelligence and/or Oblivious to Trolls Identifying Post". Or SIOITP for short. Whatever.
From the SMG/Steve Irwin/Sueing Nintendo troll by RabiesIsMe.
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Cericon
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Sica
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Saint-Jesus
deathofself
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Goat-Man
Needle-In-Haystack
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DP36
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Infernalz
Machop90
13oobs
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Day-da
draco889
Eatemupstudios
MazeMindedApathy
Unclassified, or from the original Halo thread. I'll try to sort out who the originals were
SadisticMonkey
BloodthirstyLover
Almog1997
IammeoramI
792247
Jon4life
HomoeroticLoveChild
robattle
Fantum
homor
RedFlames
AngelaStar(alt?)
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Bloodspade.
homor
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mcshine
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Skarien
Opinions on how to make it seem less awful would be appreciated.
Updated: 01/01/08 3:40 AM 20 comments | Comments disabled | Share this!...a story, in my head. And a flash goes with it, in my head. Here I shall explain it to you, the Newgrounds populous, who cares so much.
Starts off silent, black screen. Then the theme to 28 days starts playing, and it shows a zoom in of a guy that looks slightly ratty and just, out there. Picture L from Death Note pretty much, just American, and with brown hair. So it shows that guy, eating with a woman, who is clearly above him.
It goes on of him hanging out with her, watching a movie, relaxing together, and that shit, until the song starts picking up a little. Then it shows him thinking about her with other men, getting jealous, paranoid. Then the song picks up to another level again, and it shows him standing in her door way while she's sleeping thinking of killing her, with a pillow in his hand, and he walks towards her.
The song once again picks up, and he turns her over and puts the pillow over her face, smothering her with it, she fights back, and gets him off her, she runs to the living room and trips on the ground, he throws the pillow and starts choking her with his bare hands, and right as she's about to go limp, she sees a steak knife from dinner a couple nights ago, and stabs him in the chest. He continues to choke her, looking shocked. She goes limp, as he falls down next to her, bleeding on the ground. And then it fades to black again as the song goes into the end calm part, and shows credits and "Play Again?" Or something.
So yeah, there's my story that I'm sure steals elements from many other things, oh well. At least I could get it out somewhere.
Updated: 11/01/07 2:16 AM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!My Xbox Live GT is SpaceGoat2000
My WoW name is Dasmer(70 Draenei Hunter) on Greymane.
If you have, skate., or Halo 3, let's play a game sometime.
If you want gold or help in instances or quests on WoW, blow me. :D
G'day.
This can also be used to make me know how much you despise me, go ahead.
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