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Jezuz

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: New Hampshire

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Entry #36

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Jezuz

Newgrounds.

Posted by Jezuz Apr. 10, 2008 @ 1:04 PM EDT

Edit: Christ Newgrounds, what the hell is wrong with your taste in women?

Edit 2: Leaving for Florida, be back in a week. I hope you all die in a plane crash. owait

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18 Comments

Apr. 10, 2008 | 1:21 PM Play2jens says:

She's nice xD
But her boobs ar not big enough...

Apr. 14, 2008 | 9:57 AM Jezuz responds:

....They're fucking jugs.


Apr. 10, 2008 | 2:18 PM MyMonkey says:

Shes hawt but the scene isnt really sexy.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 9:57 AM Jezuz responds:

Nothing is sexy about that picture friend.


Apr. 10, 2008 | 2:21 PM SaltshakerClock says:

Yes.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 9:57 AM Jezuz responds:

No.


Apr. 10, 2008 | 6:07 PM gradenator says:

yes. don't you?

Apr. 14, 2008 | 9:57 AM Jezuz responds:

No ;-;


Apr. 11, 2008 | 5:49 PM knightsofthecircle says:

My birthday is Monday, and I'd like for her to be in the cake.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 9:56 AM Jezuz responds:

Fucking disgusting my friend.


Apr. 11, 2008 | 11:53 PM ZaxOrdan says:

YES,YES,YES,YES,YES

Apr. 14, 2008 | 9:56 AM Jezuz responds:

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!


Apr. 12, 2008 | 3:32 PM AlbinoTitan says:

Well, why exactly is she naked in the backseat of an SUV?

Apr. 14, 2008 | 9:56 AM Jezuz responds:

That's not an SUV, that's her ass bud.


Apr. 14, 2008 | 10:02 AM Sawdust says:

Fuck yeah, I'd like hit that like the fist of an angry God.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 10:09 AM Jezuz responds:

My Gods are always smoking weed, so can we make it a mildly intoxicated God with a need to eat the fridge out every chance they get?


Apr. 14, 2008 | 10:21 AM knightsofthecircle says:

No, you don't understand, I'm a cannibalist and I would like her to be literally in the cake as an ingredient.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 10:30 AM Jezuz responds:

Oh dear, that's quite a bit of fat for an already fatty cake sire. Are you positive this is your wish?


Apr. 14, 2008 | 10:39 AM The-evil-bucket says:

Ha ha! Funny photo swap.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 10:44 AM Jezuz responds:

Sir, I have no idea what you're speaking of, sir.


Apr. 14, 2008 | 10:43 AM knightsofthecircle says:

Oh don't worry, I'm going to share it with all my cannibalistic friends.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 10:44 AM Jezuz responds:

Oh that's good then. You know what they say.

...You know, about, that thing.


Apr. 14, 2008 | 11:16 AM Sawdust says:

Oh you rascal..

Apr. 26, 2008 | 2:41 AM Jezuz responds:

Agreed.


Apr. 14, 2008 | 1:35 PM Objection says:

No.

Apr. 26, 2008 | 2:41 AM Jezuz responds:

Yes.

Wait. No.


Apr. 14, 2008 | 2:11 PM physco-pickle says:

You are a genius.

Apr. 26, 2008 | 2:41 AM Jezuz responds:

20 points short of being classified as that.


Apr. 21, 2008 | 10:28 AM ZyklonB says:

Rhino linings....

I would do her if i was really horney otherwise....no

Apr. 26, 2008 | 2:40 AM Jezuz responds:

Christ.


Apr. 26, 2008 | 1:43 AM Orange says:

on the inside. I'd HATE to operate on her though. Jesus christ.

Apr. 26, 2008 | 2:40 AM Jezuz responds:

It'd be like cutting yummy jello.


Apr. 26, 2008 | 2:37 AM andhination says:

The sad part is that even if she lost all that weight, she'd still be fucking disgusting.

Apr. 26, 2008 | 2:40 AM Jezuz responds:

Ever heard of stretch marks? Well on her, they'd be stretch trampolines.


Apr. 26, 2008 | 11:25 AM ChortMan37 says:

It seems her elbow hath imploded.
No

Apr. 26, 2008 | 1:30 PM Jezuz responds:

That's her new born, actually.

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