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Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: New Hampshire

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Jezuz

I'm freaking out.

Posted by Jezuz Jul. 1, 2008 @ 4:00 AM EDT

Soothe me.

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10 Comments

Jul. 1, 2008 | 4:07 AM smitty0123 says:

play the violin jhonny!

Jul. 1, 2008 | 4:23 AM Jezuz responds:

I'm not sure how that's supposed to help at all.

Jul. 1, 2008 | 4:14 AM Harmonik says:

.em ehtooS

Jul. 1, 2008 | 4:23 AM Jezuz responds:

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON MAN, NO FUCKING IDEA.

Jul. 1, 2008 | 5:46 AM parttimeninjainc says:

Make 7
Up yours

Jul. 1, 2008 | 3:52 PM Jezuz responds:

Booo. Hissss.

Jul. 1, 2008 | 11:05 AM KingofFlesh says:

First of all, what's the problem? Only then ppl can soothe you.

Jul. 1, 2008 | 3:52 PM Jezuz responds:

I wish I knew, I WISH, I, KNEW.

Jul. 2, 2008 | 2:24 PM Unkle-Krakerz says:

Make yourself and icon picture, you just never run out of awesome stuff to make as your picture and header.

Jul. 2, 2008 | 6:31 PM Jezuz responds:

I always fuck up on icon pictures, so I gave up on it.

Thank you though.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 3:14 AM slackerzac says:

Post naked pictures of yourself on your userpage. That always helps.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 3:16 AM Jezuz responds:

That sure wouldn't help anything.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 3:20 AM slackerzac says:

Try it and find out.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 1:40 PM Jezuz responds:

Can't.

Jul. 4, 2008 | 10:39 PM knightsofthecircle says:

It's the late 80's again. You're watching some Ducktales in your pajamas and eating a bowl of Capn' Crunch. Suddenly, the phone rings. It's your best friend Jimmy from across the street, and he's gotten the new Alice Cooper record. Not to mention, his extemely hot, boner-inducing sister is watching him the entire day. Imagining this, your testicles suddenly start to drop. You're a man now, and you spend the rest of your afternoon masturbating to a poster of the Baywatch Babes.

Don't you miss that?

Jul. 4, 2008 | 11:52 PM Jezuz responds:

Being a sperm was great. God I miss those days.

Jul. 4, 2008 | 10:47 PM Matt475 says:

Your a Brit...that explains your arrogance. And your a women, which explains why your a bitch. I understand now.

Jul. 4, 2008 | 11:53 PM Jezuz responds:

New England sure is in England now. I should smack my cock across your face for that woman comment by the way.

Jul. 5, 2008 | 2:38 PM zoolrule says:

You are ugly and fat, so what? Stop being so fucking bitter.

Jul. 5, 2008 | 4:21 PM Jezuz responds:

Lies, every last one of them. Except the bitter part. Fuck you.

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